narwhal

The amazing, magical combination of a unicorn and whale. They're small, and can only be created when a unicorn decides to fuck a whale. They are THAT magical.

When I grow up, I wanna be a narwhal! NAAAR

by Scribbles January 02, 2004

Cockbonnet

Someone who resembles a penis. In a frilly hat, similar to those of girls in the olden days.

The people at the DMV tend to be cockbonnets.

by Scribbles July 30, 2003