Narcolepting 

The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.

She was up all night narcolepting and didn't remember any of it the next morning.

Narcolepting by Wyrdsmyth April 1, 2016

narcolepticnugget 

A skilled rainbow six seige player with many talents and gets aces every game or at least 4 kills and gets triggered by seaotta when he takes his kill.

Yo that dude just got a ace he must be a narcolepticnugget.

narcolepticnugget by NuggetFan April 20, 2018

narcoleptia 

An eating disorder--sister to anorexia and bulimia--where people starve themselves. Dissimilar to anorexia, victims of narcoleptia (narcols) choose to sleep when a feeling of hunger arises. Common symptoms include exclamations of exhaustion around breakfast, lunch, snack, and/or dinner time, interchanging the word 'tired' and 'hungry' in conversation, as well as passing out at the sight, smell, or sound of the food network, fresh food, or oven timers.

(1) I think Lauren is a narcol because I talk about food and she starts to snoar :/

(2) "I'm tired, can you make some baked brie?" "Matt!! Do you suffer from Narcoleptia???" :O

(3)"You guys are Narcols!" "David, just because we sleep when you make David's Potatoes, does not mean we have narcoleptia!" >:O

narcoleptia by Laurattid October 5, 2009

narcoleptic 

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.

charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

narcoleptic by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 13, 2005

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.

The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer by Roccos January 4, 2010

narcoleptic blink 

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.

-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!

narcoleptic blink by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010

narcoleptic kleptomaniac 

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

narcoleptic kleptomaniac by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010