nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.
charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.
by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 05, 2005
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Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.
1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic
by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020
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The act of intermittently functioning during sleep, especially sending text messages and holding brief phone conversations that end in snoring.
She was up all night narcolepting and didn't remember any of it the next morning.
by Wyrdsmyth December 22, 2015
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This is a sexual trick a girl plays on her male partner when he is either selfish or just for kicks. The girl gets the male excited and goes down like she is going to give him head. She gets his dick in her mouth and just leaves it there - no sucking or licking or anything. The guy will have terrible blues and the girl just keeps pretending to be asleep even if he pleads with her.
"I wanted to make him mad so I pulled the narcoleptic on him the other night."
by kelly deutschbag miller July 22, 2003
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An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!
by The Architect of Destruction November 17, 2010
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-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.
narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."
by Niqua @@ November 06, 2010
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