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narcoleptia

An eating disorder--sister to anorexia and bulimia--where people starve themselves. Dissimilar to anorexia, victims of narcoleptia (narcols) choose to sleep when a feeling of hunger arises. Common symptoms include exclamations of exhaustion around breakfast, lunch, snack, and/or dinner time, interchanging the word 'tired' and 'hungry' in conversation, as well as passing out at the sight, smell, or sound of the food network, fresh food, or oven timers.
(1) I think Lauren is a narcol because I talk about food and she starts to snoar :/

(2) "I'm tired, can you make some baked brie?" "Matt!! Do you suffer from Narcoleptia???" :O

(3)"You guys are Narcols!" "David, just because we sleep when you make David's Potatoes, does not mean we have narcoleptia!" >:O
by Laurattid October 5, 2009
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narcolepticnugget

A skilled rainbow six seige player with many talents and gets aces every game or at least 4 kills and gets triggered by seaotta when he takes his kill.
Yo that dude just got a ace he must be a narcolepticnugget.
by NuggetFan April 20, 2018
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Narcolepsied

When someone suddenly passes out randomly while doing something, usually in a abrupt and random matter that is usually dangerous and potentially life threatening.
*everyone watching movie, laughing*
Friend 1 - "Hey Jason, did you see that?"
Jason - ZZzzZZzz *snore*
Everyone - "WTF, he was just awake a second ago?!"
Friend 1 - "Fuck, he must've narcolepsied again. That shit is going to happen when he's driving one day and he's going to crash and die"
by T. Durka January 1, 2011
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narcoleptic

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.
charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.
by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 13, 2005
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Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.
The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.
by Roccos January 4, 2010
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narcoleptic blink

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.
-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!
by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010
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narcolemia

The combination of two words, Narcolepsy and Academia. It is characterized by lack of sleep the night before and the present boring academic lecture. The student fails to keep his/her attention focused on said lecture and quickly drifts off to never never land. Only to be awoke by the sounds of muffled laughter and the teacher scowling at the puddle of drool you have produced on your paper...instead of notes.
Laura, I had a suddden case of narcolemia today in class...can I borrow the notes?
by Kari Kyler February 5, 2009
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