narcoleptic 

nar·co·lep·sy( P ) (närk-lps)
n. pl. nar·co·lep·sies

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of deep sleep, sometimes accompanied by paralysis and hallucinations.

charlie asked me if you were narcoleptic - he told me something similar to that cause you just stopped talking all of a sudden and then started back up i guess you must have woken back up.

narcoleptic by Hey-Soos! (pronounce it) June 13, 2005

narcoleptic 

Someone prone to "narc-ing", AKA snitching. Can also be used to refer to someone that shies away from drugs.

1. Hey don't tell Billy about your weed stash, dude is real narcoleptic

2. Come on Stacy do this line with me, stop acting so narcoleptic

narcoleptic by BigDBilly420 February 18, 2020

Narcoleptic 

Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day

One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.

Narcoleptic by Humorescence September 6, 2024

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer

A person who orderes take out food drunk and passes out before the food can be delivered.

A person who orders in a to go line who passes out in the car before they ever recieve their food.

The Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer ordered take out food from Wangs last night, but she passed out before they got there.

Narcoleptic Drunk Orderer by Roccos January 4, 2010

narcoleptic blink 

An expression used when you say goodbye and mean to leave permanently but end up coming back immediately because you forgotten something. It jokingly means that the person you said goodbye to had a "narcoleptic blink" and fell asleep, and that you're not back already, but that you're back after doing whatever you were supposed to be doing.

-Ok, I'll see you later!
-Wait, why are you back already?
-Narcoleptic blink! Forgot my keys!

narcoleptic blink by The Architect of Destruction November 20, 2010

narcoleptic kleptomaniac 

-The sleepless stealer. A person who only steals or is a theif at night just for the heck of it.

narcoleptic kleptomaniac- Ex: A sleep walker or someone who thinks they're "Cat Woman."

narcoleptic kleptomaniac by Niqua @@ November 7, 2010

Narcoleptic narcissist

A narcissistic who falls asleep while in the middle of being a narcissist...

The other day Ted was being such a narcoleptic narcissist but he fell asleep while trying to control my next move. .

Narcoleptic narcissist by DankFranky420$ October 20, 2021