A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version
This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.
Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.
by Humorescence June 30, 2024
The stupidest fucking thing ever. If you’re actually offended by this, you’re a fucking pussy. I don’t know how people aren’t pretending or exaggerating when they react to this, and the people who say “iT’s DiSrEsPeCtFuL” can easily be disproven by “I respect the fuck out of you”. I just don’t fucking understand why people make a huge deal out of this. And I guess if you are saying a bad word in every sentence, it sounds weird but I’m not fucking getting my feelings hurt over it, it just doesn’t make sense to me and I will never understand this.
by Humorescence January 22, 2025
Being extremely tired and want to be awake
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day
Everybody: You would fall asleep randomly through out the day
One day, I was incredibly narcoleptic. My eyelids were heavy and kept closing and kept sleeping for minutes. Fortunately, it was the weekend so it wasn't a school night. I went to the kitchen and went to the coffee maker that I just finished using. I pinched myself a lot (it was really bad) and wanted to be awake. I got a stronger coffee and downed it until it was clean. The caffeine was circulating, and God did I feel better. I sat on the edge of the couch and kept drinking coffee. I was becoming more aware and awake and felt like I could do everything. "More," I thought. "I want so much more." I splashed some water in my face until I felt more awake. I could feel my brain coming back as I keep waking up, and I was about to wake up, but I stopped. I got out of my house and went to Panera and get a charged lemonade. Then I quickly ran back home. In small sips, I drank out of the lemonade let it course through my brain and let it interfere with my adenosine receptors, and I was becoming more alert, awake and aware and began to wake up. Soon, I picked up the pace. I downed the charged lemonade and was shaking with caffeine. With all those stimulants, I was up for a week. It was the best time being awake I've ever had.
by Humorescence September 06, 2024
If you make a business that pirates songs and media, you can get nintendoed my companies that made them
by Humorescence June 24, 2024