napsterbation
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
napsterbation by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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Napsterbation
"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."
Napsterbation by Maux Faux May 20, 2013
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nasturbation
Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).
Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008
The Napsterization of Singapore Math
When digital pirates from notorious copyright-violating countries like India, Pakistan, and Nigeria are blatantly sharing Singapore math e-books, students’ and teachers’ resources, and textbook solutions; or are selling them at a fraction of their actual prices.
To tens of thousands of students and teachers in the developing world, the Napsterization of Singapore math looks more like the democratization rather than the illegal dissemination of Singapore math materials to help raise their quantitative literacy at zero costs or for the price of a few megabytes.
The Napsterization of Singapore Math by MathPlus November 25, 2021
napsturbation
Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.
Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.
napsturbation by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008
napsterbating
napsterbating by Anonymous August 11, 2004
Nusterbation
When you rap your nuts around your buddy's cock and jack them off with your sack.
Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.
Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.
I Nusterbated my buddy off and he jizzed all over my wiener. After he licked the jizz off he said, "Wow, Nusterbation is awesome!"
Nusterbation by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009
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