2 definitions by Harlem1340

Nusterbation

When you rap your nuts around your buddy's cock and jack them off with your sack.

Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.

I Nusterbated my buddy off and he jizzed all over my wiener. After he licked the jizz off he said, "Wow, Nusterbation is awesome!"

by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009

Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.

I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?

by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009