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Nusterbation 

When you rap your nuts around your buddy's cock and jack them off with your sack.

Note* If your buddy spunks on your sack, it means your totally gay.
I Nusterbated my buddy off and he jizzed all over my wiener. After he licked the jizz off he said, "Wow, Nusterbation is awesome!"
Nusterbation by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009
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nasturbation 

Nasty masturbation. Used in any situation where masturbation is considered nasty. Can be used in verb form (nasturbate).
Bob was nasturbating in the locker room and creeped everybody out.
Hilda doesn't have a boyfriend so she resorts to nasturbation.
nasturbation by MisZ D3mEan0R January 19, 2008

Justerbation

This is a masterbation act performed by people called Justin, first discovered on 10/02/2016 when a guy by the name of Justin dislocated his shoulder by performing such an act it caused serious injury which resulted in him having to work from home for a whole week.
Justin isn't in the office today, he's had a major weekend of justerbation
Justerbation by rhodzy September 21, 2016

musterbation 

A term coined by Albert Ellis to describe the tendency to think that certain things "must" occur or "must" be done.

Other forms: musterbate, musterbated, musterbating
Janice was musterbating about getting an A in every course.

The only acceptable musterbation is to believe that one must not musterbate.

neucterbation 

Masturbation with a neuce around your neck, can be fatal.
Dante was caught pleasuring himself by neucterbation last night.
neucterbation by neucterbator January 8, 2010

Nexterbation 

The act of two people facing each other and watching each other masterbate at the same time.
"Since we can't have intercourse, shall we partake in nexterbation?"
Nexterbation by bb_424 October 26, 2012

napsterbation 

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.
I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.
napsterbation by 89sky07 January 2, 2012
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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