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The act of “nice pranking”, like a nice game of ding-dong-ditch. Leaving cookies, brownies, etc. on someone’s doorstep with a sweet note, ringing the doorbell, and running and hiding.
Hey Mom, I’m going out nanking, I’ll be back later today after all these cookies are delivered!
nanking by Jeesus August 14, 2018
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A variation of the standard sake bomb, where someone drops shots of sake into unsuspecting people's beers, then denies doing it, and will deflect and attempt to obfuscate the issue if confronted directly.
Person 1 drops a shot of sake into Person 2's beer.

Person 2: Hey bro! Did you just Nanking me?!

Person 1: Nope.

Person 3: Yes you did. We all saw it.

Person 1: AND YOU ORDERED RED WINE WITH FISH, SO WHO ARE YOU TO TALK AND POINT FINGERS?! I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE!
Nanking by Blusdo September 11, 2021

Nanking Massacre 

The Nanking Massacre, also known as the Rape of Nanking, occurred during the Sino-Japanese War in which the Japanese occupied the then capital of Communist China (alternative spelling: Nanjing). It is also the main reason why so many old Chinese people discriminate against the Japanese.

During the Nanking Massacre, an estimated 200,000 to 300,000 people were killed by Japanese soldiers. Many of these people were women who were all raped before being mutilated and killed. The Japanese did not discriminate. They raped women of all ages, shapes, sizes, even pregnant women. Most of them were stabbed with bayonets and had their fetuses ripped out before they were raped. The Japanese rounded up civilians, prisoners, and soldiers for mass execution. Many of their corpses were thrown into the Yangtze River. Two soldiers had killing contests to see how many "chinks" they could kill.

However a handful of westerners created a safety zone, or a neutral zone, about the size of New York's Central Park located in the center of the city. This safety zone came to house approximately 200,000 people.

To this day, many Japanese people still refuse to acknowledge the fact that this atrocity occurred. The Nanking Massacre has been written out of Japanese textbooks and out of Japanese curriculum.

In conclusion, if someone gives you shit about the Japanese, don't blame them especially if they're old Chinese people because what the Japanese did to us Chinese people was un-fucking-forgivable.
Person 1: Did you read The Rape of Nanking by Iris Chang?
Person 2: Yeah, what the Japanese did could be seen as reasonable but only if you were a Japanese living at that time.
P1: I can't believe they still haven't owned up to their shit. The Nanking Massacre was so messed up.
P2: I love how The Rape of Nanking tells the story in the perspective of the Japanese, Chinese, and the Westerners.
P1: It truly is a work of art.
P2: *tear runs down face*

Rape of Nanking

the Rape of Nanking, was a genocidal war crime committed by the Japanese military in Nanjing (Nanking), then the capital of the Republic of China, after it fell to the Imperial Japanese Army on December 13, 1937. About 200,000 to 300,000 Chinese civilians were massacred in this period. Japanese officials lied about civilian death figures at the time, and some Japanese ultranationalists are still active in attempting to deny that the killings ever occurred which is obviously a load of bull shit.

During the occupation of Nanking, the Japanese army committed numerous atrocities, such as rape, looting, arson and the execution of prisoners of war and civilians. The executions began under the pretext of eliminating Chinese soldiers disguised as civilians, and a large number of innocent men were intentionally misidentified as enemy combatants and executed as the massacre gathered momentum. A large number of women and children were also killed, as rape and murder became more widespread.

80,000 women, including the elderly and infants were raped, gang raped and murdered. Women had their breasts cut off, sticks and other objects shoved into the vajina.

Rounded up civilians and soldiers shoot at in large groups.

So don't let anyone tell you that Japan didn't have that A-bomb coming to them.
The rape of nanking was worse that than mylai massacre
Rape of Nanking by bloodhound4 February 12, 2009
Tyson narked on the other's for partying when they should have not.
narking by Erika March 10, 2004
last remaining place in china where trees exist.
person A: omg cough* i can't breathe!

person B: fuck we need to nuke this beijing shithole and go to nanjing! its our last hope!

person A: (dies)
The act of streaking whilst shoving fresh, organic nectarines up your ass.
Dude, we all went naking on friday!
Naking by Iregreteverbeingalive June 23, 2018
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