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naked head bandit 

A man doesn’t use condoms.
Akeem asked Josh for a condom and he replied “nigga you know I don’t use condoms imma naked head bandit boy”
naked head bandit by Daddy0819 January 14, 2018

bucket naked head 

"Nigga did you smash dat, she got da wet i had to go bucket naked head
bucket naked head by KEENAN September 30, 2003

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis. 

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

nake-head 

A person who cannot stand to have a naked head. Remedies for this peculiarity include the constant donning of hats and/or headbands. Often times nake-heads are mistaken for thugs.
"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."

naked headed 

Not using a condom.
The new better sounding way of saying "Raw dog".
Daniel- I didn't have a condom so I just went Naked Headed.
Friend- Damn Daniel back at it again with the plan b.
naked headed by TheOnlyDavy September 4, 2016
1. When a girl gets totally naked, and then gives you head.

2. A must on the night before the night before a big game, or even if its just the night before.
"Because Katie knew her roomate wasn't coming home that night, she decided to take her clothes off and give Steve some nakedhead."

"Aright guys you kno da deal I don't need ta tell ya. Its da night before da night before. Take care a ya bodies, drink alot a fluids. Nakeydhead is a must. Aright defense on three..."
nakedhead by acdcanlive October 31, 2007
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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