"Why, hello Alex. My what a dashing headband you are wearing. Might I ask, however, why you are wearing it on such a swelteringly hot
day?"
"I need to wear this dashing headband on this swelteringly hot
day. I can't stand having nothing on my head."
"You might be a nake-head."
"Does that
mean I'm going to get pantsed?"
"Yes."