Naising 

The act of spreading Mayonnaise on bread thickly without missing any spots

Yeah dude, I'm just naising my sandwich right now.

Naising by somersetbirder June 19, 2023

Nailing 

fucking, screwing

My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!

Nailing by tinasss February 16, 2017

Nassing 

To do something way more dramatic then you would have before because of the audience or people watching. Sometimes associated with showing off

I was nassing because I knew he would see me.

Nassing by Ncurtis February 6, 2018

wet nailing 

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.

fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.

wet nailing by scottie massive January 25, 2009

narsing 

rubbing your male genitalia (narso in Portuguese) against a male friend or coworker without making eye contact with the victim or giving previous notice.

"I was sitting at my desk when Jeremy surprised me from behing by leaning his dick against my elbow. Classic narsing!"

narsing by Narso257 March 6, 2019

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree

"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."

Like nailing jello to a cat. by Brett Mello May 8, 2007

like nailing jello to a tree 

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

like nailing jello to a tree by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006