Noising
Noising by Gadget King January 15, 2011
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noising • noising me up • Re-Noising • nosing • nossing • Nosingly • Naising • ngising • noiding out • noiling
noising me up
When someone, usually a stranger approaches you and engages you in one-way conversation.
The perpetrator believes that a perfectly reasonable discussion is taking place, however The content of the conversation is typically of little interest to the subject.
The perpetrator believes that a perfectly reasonable discussion is taking place, however The content of the conversation is typically of little interest to the subject.
"I was standing by the bar and this guy came over and started noising me up about a load of rubbish.... he was cleary shitfaced"
"While I was handing out flyers outside the club a man came over and started noising me up about how House music is rubbish and started Mcing in my ear".
"While I was handing out flyers outside the club a man came over and started noising me up about how House music is rubbish and started Mcing in my ear".
noising me up by Mikey R July 21, 2007
Re-Noising
When you make a noise resembling a fart and the person in front of you turnsaround , you have to recreate the sound so that they know it wasn't real. This is caleld re-noising.
Boy 1: *Shoe squeaks against the floor and makes farting noise*
Boy 2: "Did you just fart?"
Boy 1: Says no and then uses re-noising to justify his answer.
Boy 2: "Did you just fart?"
Boy 1: Says no and then uses re-noising to justify his answer.
Re-Noising by bwr September 1, 2009
dick nosing
the act of wearing a mask in such a way that one's nose is uncovered thus making the mask basically useless.
dick nosing by WearYourDamnMask August 1, 2020
Turkey Nosing
When someone is overdosing on molly on the couch or in the general living room area and can't control their extremities from making involuntary movements, it is common to touch their thumb to their nose and wiggle their fingers; thus looking like there is a turkey on their nose.
Matt: "Hey man, is Casey overdosing on molly again"?
Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"
Anthony: "Yeah man, he's turkey nosing big time"
Turkey Nosing by Molly olly oxen free December 22, 2012
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.
Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”
Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”
Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”
Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”
*choking nosies*
Chronic noosing syndrome by Count Noosula March 26, 2020
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