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My mom came home when I was nailing Susan in the ass!
Nailing by tinasss February 16, 2017
Words you can keep
The word nailing is another word for picking up a one night stand.
For example you are out with the boys on a Saturday night at a seedy Irish pub necking stubbies with the boys, it's about 2 am and your toey as a Roman sandle. Your standards are very weak at this time and you settle for the easiest target which is usually a larger girl, an older one, or one with red hair and many freckles. Once you have picked up this fine young lady you then take her back to your mates and give her a good nailing, once done you send your mates a text message saying nailed.
Nailing by Victor Small September 11, 2005

Nailing 50 yarders

Secret gay code for engaging in Coitus with old men.
Ian is really feeling himself. I heard he’s nailing 50 yarders every weekend.
Nailing 50 yarders by Haywood Jblome November 12, 2020

Nailing the shingle 

When you are getting a blow job and right when you are about to finish you smack her on the head like you are nailing in the last shingle
Stacey is so good at BJ’s that I thumped her on the head, like I was nailing the shingle on a roof , just so she knew how awesome she was at it.

nailing jello to a wall 

What Shreya does when she's not surfing couches or committing domestic terrorism
Shreya: "Did you see that, I was totally nailing jello to a wall just now"
Judge: "Ma'am you're facing six life sentences"

wet nailing 

the act of performing intercousre in the bath/shower.
fancy staying in. get a take away. and let me do some wet nailing on/in your sweet little arse.
wet nailing by scottie massive January 25, 2009

Like nailing jello to a cat.

The ultimate in complexity and difficulty. This is a combination of two other analogies:

- Like herding cats
- Like nailing jello to a tree
"Getting the House of Representatives to agree on a topic is like nailing jello to a cat."
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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