Nowl

To be forced to do something immediately. An extreme version of "now."

I want Hot Poulp, and I want it NOWL!

by TheOriginalPeep October 15, 2009

nowling

fake penis that fits nicely in the asshole.

I would love a nowling right now.

by aunt natalie October 23, 2007

Nowl

As first given to north london mum by her son in April 2022 …’ You really are a “nowl” mum ‘…. referring to her poor daytime functioning yet super productive nighttimes when she is at her best. Joining of Night and Owl describing people who excel at night.

As a nowl you know she won’t be able to make that lunchtime meeting! You need to wait til tonight fir my mum - she’s a proper nowl!

by AIggsThfcnorthLondon April 27, 2022

Neb Nowles

A Neb Nowles is a rare and wonderful creature from the plains of Norfolk. It is a nomadic creature and travels around using a movement called skanking. Be warned it can be extremely dangerous if spooked so never look into a wild Neb Nowles’s eyes. No matter how large and enticing the are

Holy shit it’s a wild Neb Nowles!! Of course he has turned up to the party off his nut!!!

by Nebedict May 29, 2018