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a total dick that thinks he iz tha shit,but really he likes to lick the taint and holster the cock and fuck fat dudes,basically a shitbag that is incompatant!lick my balls NOWLAN!!! FOSTER FROM DELTA
A man that before he fucks his fat guys eats the dingle berries from his lovers taint then licks the star fish clean.
nowlan by foster March 5, 2005

The Paige Nowlan

When you get so hammered drunk that you can no longer function, and you start to stare into space... Much like a sober Paige Nowlan
Logyn: How drunk was I last night? I blacked out
Coleton: Dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into space, doing the Paige Nowlan
Logyn: Damn... I'm a fucking idiot
The Paige Nowlan by LogynHoxworth December 25, 2012

nolwandle 

A power house of a woman , she can be strong and caring at the Same time .Her heart is big but well hidden if you find it never break it ...it be worth gold
U walk like a nolwandle
nolwandle by A dreamer May 27, 2019

Phillip Lloyd Nolan 

This legendary douche nozzle is the epitomy of grease and a pure flounderous nature. This mongrel hails from London, Ontario, Canada. Those who plan to join a band should note never to go anywhere near this mutt. He is a true representation of what all Canadians strive to NOT be like. He takes pleasure manipulating and destroying his surrounding environment. If he asks you to join his band, no one will consider it a hasty decision if you tell him to piss off immediately.
"Do you know Phillip Lloyd Nolan ...?" Yeah, he fucked my girlfriend.
Noelani is someone you want to hold onto. She is an amazing kisser. She is very very very very very very very Cute!! If you ever get a chance to meet her make sure that you love you her and don't break her and if you ever and i mean ever break her you will literally go to hell burn in a internal flame and be in pain like forever and ever and ever so don't freaking frakin break her or Satan will break you in half Thank you :)
Noelani - The most beautiful person in the whole world
Noelani by A noelani lover December 15, 2017
Honestly, she's that blunt, chill friend that sometimes gets/ feels forgotten herself. Low-key mom friend cause she gives you all her snacks :). She may not show that she cares that easily and sometimes you'll miss it, but it's there in her eyes when she says,"hey", when shes worried and shows you pictures of her cats :). She's amazing and even if she thinks she doesn't, she deserves the world. She that best friend that lets you forget all your worries. I love her. No homo. Absolutely the best 10/10. She may hate her eyes,but they're such a calming color I could look into them forever. I just want her to be more happy and get a mans ;). Hehe
"OMG its bad b^tch Noelani!"
Noelani by thatspookyspider November 2, 2019