Usually and amazing football quarterback, seen with a lot of black people and like rap music, always carries the new Nextel phone. has problems loosing stuff but always ends up getting what he wants. favorite juice is mango.
by Quarter a.k.a. White Man September 2, 2005
Get the Nowlanmug. a total dick that thinks he iz tha shit,but really he likes to lick the taint and holster the cock and fuck fat dudes,basically a shitbag that is incompatant!lick my balls NOWLAN!!! FOSTER FROM DELTA
A man that before he fucks his fat guys eats the dingle berries from his lovers taint then licks the star fish clean.
by foster March 5, 2005
Get the nowlanmug. When you get so hammered drunk that you can no longer function, and you start to stare into space... Much like a sober Paige Nowlan
Logyn: How drunk was I last night? I blacked out
Coleton: Dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into space, doing the Paige Nowlan
Logyn: Damn... I'm a fucking idiot
Coleton: Dude, you were sitting in a chair all night, starring into space, doing the Paige Nowlan
Logyn: Damn... I'm a fucking idiot
by LogynHoxworth December 25, 2012
Get the The Paige Nowlanmug.