No please 

This is basically like saying "no thankyou"

*advert pops up*
No please nigga

No please by Roadmanwannabe September 12, 2016

no please stop 

keep going

scared little girl:no please stop
fun fred:okay ill keep going

no please stop by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Oh god no please stop 

What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.

Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.

Oh god no please stop by ILikeJoshVeryMuchIThinkHesCool June 23, 2022

Please no punterino 

Term used by Jimmy Broadbent. Punting in racing terms means the car behind goes into the back of the car in front. Please no punterino is a desperate cry, often heard ahead of the first corner on lap one.

I feel like someone's gonna yeet it up the inside, please no punterino

Please no punterino by Jesiotre October 10, 2019

no god please no 

No god please no is from the show The Office, as said by Steve Carrell.

Me-What the-

Random Person-NO GOD!!! NO GOD PLEASE NO ! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no god please no by this is the real no. February 29, 2016

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering 

To add to the unreal tournament definition it is also found in the film 'hellraiser'

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering
Man thats a cool quote

No Tears Please, It's a Waste of Good Suffering by anonymous............ally August 11, 2006

Please no johns 

When someone was making excuses to win an argument or an excuse to win an argument, say please no johns.

Person one: If my neutral air actually connected I would've wo-

Reggie: please no johns.

Please no johns by 9dohead October 7, 2020