NFLder

One of the NFL ancients who hangs around and provide worthless TV commentary.

Collinsworth: Hey Al, that quarterback just threw a touchdown.

Michaels: Great analysis Chris. He definitely caught that ball.
Madden (from the grave): Guys, the team with the most points wins!
Vivian: NFLders are such dumbasses!

by Autumnal fan February 13, 2022

Nelder Log

1) A log of shit so large it must be broken into halves, thirds or even quarters, with the plunger or toilet brush to be flushed down the toilet.

"I shouldn't have eaten so much pizza with extra cheese last night. I ended up with a Nelder Log and had to stab it twice to get that fucker to flush!"

by A Ross October 5, 2007

Nelder

The place halfway between your neck and your shoulder.

"I like snuggling with my head on your nelder, it's the comfyest place"

by nardzy April 26, 2009

Nolders

A conjugation of the words neck and shoulders. Used to describe a person who has done so many shrugs in the weight room that his neck is indistinguishable from his shoulders. Similar in concept to cankles, however, more often associated with guys who work out too much versus over weight women.

"Hey buddy, take it easy on the shrugs or you'll get a mean set of nolders."

Bryan: "What the hell is wrong with that guy?"
Jamie: "He did too many shrugs and developed a nice set of nolders."
Bryan: "How the hell does he drive, or breathe for that matter?"
Jamie: "I don't know."
Bryan: "God help him."

by J Whetz May 6, 2006

NFDer

A resident of the northeast Kenyan Northern Frontier District; especially when coupled with calls for secession. Secessionist NFDers also call themselves "Kaskazini Masharikis"

She's an NFDer

by readyforthemoon55 August 28, 2019

Nolder

Much older.

You look nolder than 30.

by Dokipen April 23, 2016