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Near Fuck Experience... Coming close to fucking someone and then jetting out, or Never Fuck Experience.... like when boundaries such as corporate bullshit intervenes.
1. Dude tried to have sex with me, but I managed to get him off topic, said I had to leave, and do homework... that was a near fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
N.F.E. by missjag April 26, 2017
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I love you A.N.F.E
A.N.F.E by pimapingpimaping November 21, 2011
We broke the huddle and said Big Niggas Eat First B.N.E.F
B.N.E.F by bslice2 January 8, 2017

E.N.F.T. 

An acronym meaning, "Every Nigger For Themselves," often used among pseudo-racist white college graduates when determining whether to buy something as a group or instead just purchase these items individually.
Okay, so should we just do E.N.F.T. as far as getting tickets? I mean, I know I'm the one who sent this email out, but this will be far too complicated to coordinate for this large of a group.
E.N.F.T. by TheAcronymHammer January 20, 2010

N.E.F.F. 

Never ending fuck fest: An absolute mess, where everything goes wrong and everything needs fixing all at one time. And just when you finish, something else goes wrong.
Friend 1: How’s the renovation going?

Friend 2: Second floor, needed to be remodeled in order to finish the first floor kitchen ceiling... it’s a never ending fuck fest with these 150+ yr old houses.

Friend 1: Wow, yep, classic N.E.F.F. (*Never ending fuck fest.)
N.E.F.F. by OzziLeprechaunYanky April 16, 2021

i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t 

i want you forever even when we’re not together
in a tiktok i.w.y.f.e.w.w.n.t

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