Near Fuck Experience... Coming close to fucking someone and then jetting out, or Never Fuck Experience.... like when boundaries such as corporate bullshit intervenes.
1. Dude tried to have sex with me, but I managed to get him off topic, said I had to leave, and do homework... that was a near fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
2. When you end up working with someone you once told yourself you'd fuck, exchanged I.G. & Snap, but you can't now because the entire office would gossip & say you're a whore, & you'd get fired for fucking in the storage room. So instead, everyday at work you encounter flashbacks of your co-workers Snapchat penis pics.... hence, having a never fuck experience (N.F.E.).
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Okay, so should we just do E.N.F.T. as far as getting tickets? I mean, I know I'm the one who sent this email out, but this will be far too complicated to coordinate for this large of a group.
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Friend 1: How’s the renovation going?
Friend 2: Second floor, needed to be remodeled in order to finish the first floor kitchen ceiling... it’s a never ending fuck fest with these 150+ yr old houses.
Friend 1: Wow, yep, classic N.E.F.F. (*Never ending fuck fest.)
Friend 2: Second floor, needed to be remodeled in order to finish the first floor kitchen ceiling... it’s a never ending fuck fest with these 150+ yr old houses.
Friend 1: Wow, yep, classic N.E.F.F. (*Never ending fuck fest.)
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