N'oach  

N'oach is a term used to describe a severe lack of roach. Roach is the vital tool when making a doley. When we have no roach, it means it is bad, i.e N'oach.

Stezza: you got any roach?
Rancid: N'oach!
Stezza: oh shit, we got bare N'oach!

Or

Stezza: Sort me some roach.
Rancid: N'oach man.

N'oach by Stezza_1 February 18, 2008

Noach 

Someone who is a muppet but also awesome. Very relaxed which can lead to an inability to see things when they are staring them in the face. Incredibly funny and intelligent, usually good at sports and other such things. Can perhaps underestimate their own strength leading to injuries of others. Incredibly attractive but also addicted to things such as nutella and whisky.

"I met this guy who's kind of crazy but really funny at the same time but also friendly but very weird..."
"What a Noach."

Noach by tinywalrus April 5, 2013

Noach 

A coach who is abandons the one whom they are coaching.

As the fighter entered the tenth round, he looked around to see his coach was MIA. He thought his coach was there for the long haul, but nope, he was a Noach.

Noach by GlazeHer June 16, 2016

noach 

Alternate way of referring to the vagina.

Are you going to let me slam that noach?

She has a nice, tight, noach

noach by Ian Ross July 8, 2006

Noach 

The pimple found on the butt of a Gorilla (see Goach )

The Gorilla popped the Noach as he rampaged through the thorn bushels.

I once shat a gorillas noach off in 'Nam.

Noach by I AM THAT GUYYY September 15, 2010

noach 

As saying no but exaggerated

Person1:"Hey your mom died today"
Person2: "NOACH!!"

noach by Jessica January 27, 2005

Noach 

When the joint in the ashtray is broken open to find "no roach" smokable material.

"I was disappointed to only find noach's in the ashtray and no roaches to roll!"

Noach by Nunih November 20, 2023