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To spend hours on Myspace stalking your ex and his/her new companion.
I am going to mystalk him and see why he left my sorry ass.
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Using myspace to stalk people or using myspace to look someone up before you meet them
"So I totally mystalked you to see what you looked like"
Mystalk by Ashley Wentzel December 26, 2007

mystalk-er 

A person who watches another's myspace profile constantly, looking through their pictures, bulletins and status's hourly. They are almost always caught and the other's page.
Look at John on Tila Tequila's page again. He's totally a mystalk-er.
mystalk-er by rawrcupcake August 6, 2010

Mystalin 

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Beautiful white skin, pretty eyes, and an adorable face. She’s an amazing person to talk to and stay up until 5:00 AM with! Also, she’s not a communist lmao. It’s not my stalin, it’s pronounced: Mist-a-lin you idiot.
Look at Mystalin today, she’s so cute.
Mystalin by Africanmonarchist June 17, 2018

Mystalin 

Mystalin is the greatest everyone should know this. There is no one else out there like Mystalin. Truly amazing person. Very awesome!
You’re so cool, you are almost as cool as Mystalin!
Mystalin by Tyrone02xvip11 July 15, 2018

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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