A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.
Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.
by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007
Get the MYSPALKER mug.A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.
Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.
Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.
Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.
by Mark Simon September 20, 2008
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Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009
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1. My friend has become such a myspacer, he is on twenty-four hours a day.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.
by Roscoe Light August 29, 2005
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I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores
Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.
by Sammers <33 March 13, 2009
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Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.
by bigred4430 April 5, 2009
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