MYSPALKER 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.

Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.

MYSPALKER by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007

phantom myspacer 

A user of the widely popular social-networking website Myspace.com who has created an account with very limited and/or false information so that other users can not determine who this person really is, but lets the creator of the account view and check up on other myspacers secretly.

Harold: My old friend came up to me at the bar and told me all this stuff he read about me, but could have only read on Myspace. He's not on my buddy list, and he said he doesn't use myspace even.

Kumar: It's obvious he's one of those phantom myspacers.

phantom myspacer by Mark Simon September 20, 2008

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

Sparkle McStalker by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

myspacer 

1. a person who uses the website www.myspace.com frequently
2. a person who is exceptionally adept at using www.myspace.com

1. My friend has become such a myspacer, he is on twenty-four hours a day.
2. Eddie is such a good myspacer, he is at the top of everyone's friends lists.

myspacer by Roscoe Light August 29, 2005

myspacers 

People who spend all their life on myspace.
I have nothing aganist them. Its their choice. See myspace whores

Person 1: So..wanna go to the movies or something?
Person 2: No thanks, I'm on myspace.
Person 1: Hey do you wanna go?
Person 2: Nahhh I'm chilling on myspace.
Person 1: You freaking myspacers.

myspacers by Sammers <33 March 13, 2009

Myspacer 

A girl/man who takes excellent myspace pics but when you see them in person is not that good looking.

Guy1: dude, you should check this chick out i found on myspace she's so hot!
Guy2; Bro, i know that chick. She's a total myspacer.

Myspacer by bigred4430 April 5, 2009

mystalker 

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

mystalker by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008