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mystalker 

A person you have no affilation with who finds you on myspace and messages you or requests to be your friend for any variety of reasons.
A mystalker is a random girl/guy that messages you on myspace. The message usually contains compliments. The mystalker wants to be your friend or more than a friend.
mystalker by FargoKeith March 7, 2009

Mistwalker 

A Japanese video game studio that started in 2004 by the creator of Final Fantasy, Hironobu Sakaguchi. Microsoft currently supports the company financially.
"Did you see the new game thats coming out from Mistwalker? It's called Blue Dragon and Lost Odyssey."
Mistwalker by jchong1025 April 27, 2007

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.
liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.
Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!
the act of stalking someone on myspace, i.e. looking at their pictures every day, checking to see who commented them, obsessivly reading their blog, etc.
girl 1: mike is SO hot
girl 2: i know i totally MyStalk him. did you see that hot picture he just put up?
MyStalk by Molly Doll May 22, 2006

MYSPALKER 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.
Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.
MYSPALKER by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007
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