mystalk-er 

A person who watches another's myspace profile constantly, looking through their pictures, bulletins and status's hourly. They are almost always caught and the other's page.

Look at John on Tila Tequila's page again. He's totally a mystalk-er.

mystalk-er by rawrcupcake August 6, 2010

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.

I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

Sparkle McStalker by Not Sparkle McStalker December 31, 2009

MYSPALKER 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.

Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.

MYSPALKER by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007

mystalker 

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.

Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.

mystalker by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

mystalker 

A person you have no affilation with who finds you on myspace and messages you or requests to be your friend for any variety of reasons.

A mystalker is a random girl/guy that messages you on myspace. The message usually contains compliments. The mystalker wants to be your friend or more than a friend.

mystalker by FargoKeith March 7, 2009