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Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

MYSPALKER 

A person who spends exorbitant amounts of time searching through myspace/facebook looking for people's pages to look at. This person could be looking for persons they used to date, friends of other friends, high school or college acquaintances, or any loser they met and want to know how they turned out. Myspalkers usually find other myspalkers to search with via, phone, internet, or in person as past of their normal past time or hobby. Once they find pages of anyone and everyone they stalk, they endlessly judge them with other Myspalkers and gossip about their whereabouts and updates.
Renee is a myspalker. She spends her down time at work by myspalking her ex-boyfriends and new girlfriends on myspace and facebook.
MYSPALKER by Eyeslikejewels October 8, 2007

mystalker 

A person who stalks another via the networking website, Myspace. Usually by reading their comments and looking at their pictures without leaving a comment.
Oh, he is such a mystalker. He mystalked everyone he briefly met at the party.
mystalker by ridiculousteph May 24, 2008

mystalker 

A person you have no affilation with who finds you on myspace and messages you or requests to be your friend for any variety of reasons.
A mystalker is a random girl/guy that messages you on myspace. The message usually contains compliments. The mystalker wants to be your friend or more than a friend.
mystalker by FargoKeith March 7, 2009
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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