Mystalin 

The most beautiful girl in the entire world. Beautiful white skin, pretty eyes, and an adorable face. She’s an amazing person to talk to and stay up until 5:00 AM with! Also, she’s not a communist lmao. It’s not my stalin, it’s pronounced: Mist-a-lin you idiot.

Look at Mystalin today, she’s so cute.

Mystalin by Africanmonarchist June 17, 2018

Mystalin 

Mystalin is the greatest everyone should know this. There is no one else out there like Mystalin. Truly amazing person. Very awesome!

You’re so cool, you are almost as cool as Mystalin!

Mystalin by Tyrone02xvip11 July 15, 2018

Mystalking

In reference to myspace. When one gains knowledge about another's social life via myspace. This is usually done by reading pages and pages of comments and scanning through About Me sections obsessively.

liz: katy broke up with nate and hooked up with sam over the weekend.

kara: when did you talk to katy?

liz: oh i didn't. i just did some serious mystalking.

Mystalking by kaara April 5, 2006

Mystalking

Someone who follows the lives of their friends, or strangers, via their Myspace pages.

Figuring out that your ex-boyfriend has moved on, by mystalking his relationship status section

Mystalking by Jenn Tisdale May 21, 2007

mystalking

stalking someone through the guise of myspace, whether it be through multiple page views or scouring of comments (and those left BY said person to others), yet without this person having any idea of the lurking.

mystalking is a serious crime.

ever wondered why your page views went up 500 times in an hour? yeahh, i was just mystalking you &heartzzz;

mystalking by mystalkersanonymous October 27, 2006

MyStalking

Stalking done via MySpace, "spying" on people by checking their page obsessively for details such as last login time/date, who is commenting, changes to list of friends, pages of those "friends" for evidence of contact with victim.
An overall ridiculous waste of time and substitute for real life activities & relationships.

So have you gone out with Steve again?
No but I've been mystalking him and that skank totally left him comments about them hanging out 2 nights ago, and he's in her top 8, and he blocked me from emailing him...

MyStalking by booty-call expert May 31, 2006

mystalking

Obsessively looking at a person's myspace page to check up on them. often done by reading their comments or keeping tabs on their top friends etc.

"I found out that they broke up while I was mystalking his page. There were all these nasty comments from her, she's not in his top friend's any more and he had deleted all the photos of the two of them together."

mystalking by something62 May 3, 2009