Mykai 

only 71 people worldwide own this name. It means that they slay pussy better than anyone else. Getting approximately 13.4 women pregnant a week!

You will also hear this person making noises or saying things like: "Yewn Doub" and "Ahyroooa"

"My sisters and I can confirm our brother Mykai got us pregnant"
"I saw Mykai at my bar and he ended up taking 5 girls home that night, and 7 the next. 2 Months later 4 girls came back pregnant not sure of the others"

"I met Mykai on Nevermet, he flew to me and slayed my pussy (R.I.P Heathcliff)"

Mykai by >////< August 26, 2023

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

myka stauffer 

1. Trading your kid off to another family. Practically abandoning him/her and throwing him/her in the garbage figuratively speaking. Usually in cases where the parents can't control the kids and have given up, or they REALLY want to punish the kid.

Joe: Where's Bobby?
Selena: Bobby got myka stauffered for pissing all over the mirrors and walls in the bathroom and trying to flush the gerbil down the toilet.

(they'll never see Bobby again)

myka stauffer by bojzzle May 28, 2020

makaia 

that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.

man i really need a makaia in my life

makaia by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018

Makaio 

Makaio means gift of God in the Hawaiian language and only truly blessed souls are bestowed with this name. Makaio is naturally very handsome, intellectual and caring person who has a true heart. He is someone who teaches you how to love and respect love, to nurture it and give it full attention. the care he gives others is unconditional and surpasses any other type of care you will ever receive in the universe. upon seeing him, you will be instantly attracted to his kindly gaze. he is one who will be there by you through thick or thin and would keep an eye on you to make sure you are never falling. he's creative, gentle, genuine and strong. His physical attractiveness is magnificent and his heart even more purer than the waters of the seas. He is passionate, loyal, comforting and will always have a special spot in your heart once you meet. An inspiring person who inspires you to be a better person each day.

makaio is the greatest man to set foot on earth and he is loved by all.

Makaio by willowtreewhispers July 9, 2010

Myka 

A very passionate and loyal woman. A Myka always imagines the best for everyone. The law of kindness resides within her and she is highly intelligent. She has great character and is seriously attractive in the flesh.

Wow! Bro, did you see that girl Myka?
Yea! Fortunately I got to meet her!

Myka by FORACROULTRASOPH April 7, 2015

Makailah

Makailah is the most amazing, annoying,and silly person you will ever meet. While having the qualities of beauty and laughter she is a fun person to be around. She makes parties lit, and fun she brings light to rainy days. She’s nice, and cute boys might swoon but she’s a smartie. And knows what she wants. So don’t underestimate her. Because she’ll come back guns blazin.

Makailah is my favorite person.
Makailah is hot af.
Makailah has like everything

Makailah by Anonymous Squid June 15, 2018