my girlfriend's a mermaid
my girlfriend's a mermaid by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021
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my girlfriend sally
my girlfriend sally by veggieness April 5, 2005
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My girlfriend Sally
1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
My girlfriend Sally by Sklooby March 19, 2008
My girlfriend Sally
1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."
submittor: "argh! rejection!"
submittor: "argh! rejection!"
My girlfriend Sally by tehflip March 19, 2008
speaking to my girlfriend
when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
speaking to my girlfriend by Broooogaan November 29, 2010
Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend
Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend is I’m your dirty whore please fuck me pregnant, i’m all yours, whenever the urge strikes you
Perfect answer from my most gorgeous slutty girlfriend by Yoursssssssss July 4, 2023
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