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a literal meme
"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

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yes
why falsettos?
yes.
by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

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a bird.
why is abby lee miller?
by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

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the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
via giphy
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

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