my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.
by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021
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falsettos

why falsettos?
yes.
by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021
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grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021
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