abby lee miller

a bird.

why is abby lee miller?

by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021

falsettos

yes

why falsettos?
yes.

by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

grandma tessie

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021