Definitions by verycoolcockroach

grandma tessie 

the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.

grandma tessie? is that you?

no im a bird.

grandma tessie by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021

falsettos 

yes

why falsettos?
yes.

falsettos by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

abby lee miller

a bird.

why is abby lee miller?

abby lee miller by verycoolcockroach February 23, 2021

my girlfriend's a mermaid

a literal meme

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

my girlfriend's a mermaid by verycoolcockroach February 22, 2021