supposed to sound like 'my cunt'
Hi, would you like to meet Mike Hunt?
something one would say to show how much they really don't care
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omg my dog got hit by a car today, my teacher slapped me, and my boyfriend broke up with me!
-oh
when a human has
sex with an animal
I had
hxc bestiality with a llama last night
It stands for 'Public Display of Affection'
*2 kids making out in the hallway*
teacher- NO PDA IN THIS HALLWAY!
Cum that you CAN get pregnant from. So, pulling out quick enough won't always work.
I should have worn a condom, I never knew precum could have an effect.
complete happiness, something i'm sure everyone would like to experience
I'm waiting for that one moment of bliss.
In French it stands for "Repondez s'il vous plaƮt"
Please RSVP at least 5 days before my birthday.