My Cum

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The most acidic liquid known to man, only unable to burn through my testes

Monster Juice Addict: It is illegal for My Cum to leave my body, if i nut in some girl's mouth it burns a hole through her face in microseconds, but it tastes like monster juice

Girl : *salivating* come with me... for... science reasons

My Cum by monster juice addict June 14, 2021

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Dip it in my cum

Some incel with his fucking dip-it packet who walks around wanting people to taste his semen

Gay Marist kid wannabe : DIP IT IN MY CUM!

Dip it in my cum by MilfhÜnter69 May 21, 2019

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the kid is not my cum

similar to the phrase "the kid is not my son", referring to how the kid came to be

Yo, Darcy is trying to make her be my baby mama, but the kid is not my cum!

the kid is not my cum by GlazeHer August 11, 2014

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Suck My Cum

What you cant avoid when you suck cocks.

suck my cum and suck my cock

Suck My Cum by Impostor (sus) March 28, 2021

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Waste of (my) cum

There are two ways to use waste of cum.
1- In sub/dom relationships, you can call your sub partner a cum dumpster (a way to denigrate them). This frase is even worse. It can be interpreted that they aren't even worth being a cum dumpster. They are a "waste of cum". You can even add a "waste of my cum".
2- A way to refer to someone that is so worthless and useless that it's a waste that his/her/their father wasted their cum in making him/her/them.

"Come on love! Cum on my chest" "No, you bitch. You're a waste of (my) cum!

"You're such a fucking failure. You're a fucking waste of cum."

Waste of (my) cum by You are such a April 3, 2021

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swallow my cum

is a misheard phrase non-Arabs hear whenever an Arab say their greetings "salam alaykum" pretty fast.

Arabic man: "Salam alaykum." American woman: "Did he just said to 'swallow my cum'?"

swallow my cum by Zdybs December 2, 2023

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i’m going to cum my pants

To be elated or super excited. You are amazed by something

If they have this shirt in black and white stripes, I’m going to cum my pants.

i’m going to cum my pants by Prickcycle May 10, 2018

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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