choke my chicken

Choke my chicken---To masterbate ones self.(male)

After I saw those pictures of your mother, I had to go home and choke my chicken.

by vernon dutton January 22, 2004

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My Chicken In A Pool

My Chicken in a pool means that a piece of chicken is very soggy. It is known to be a great pet.

1. I found a ''my chicken in a pool'' last night at Noah's house last night and it's an awesome pet.

2. My chicken in a pool is very soggy.

by Oursoggychicken04 December 28, 2016

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Slang for masturbation. Rumoured to come from the Gearhead himself.

Noel: doing anything tomorrow mate?
Goslin: Nah, just gonna juggle my chicken for a bit.

by cumwhore69 April 14, 2017

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to jack off or to jack somebody else off.

I need to choke my chicken tonight im lonely.

by Eight Trak November 21, 2005

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is to upset, annoy, or interest someone to the point of blogging

The way that girl just tossed out her paper plate after using it for only 15 min really jives my chicken.

by munstache March 24, 2011

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Jeff: you're such a loser
Tim: eat my chicken

by Eatmychicken October 03, 2016

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another way of sayin "beef on my block" when theres a problem/fight between 2 peeps

"Yo son, ur gurl's a fugly ass biznatch"

"yo nigguh, now there's beef on my chicken"

by Pablo>>11105 May 20, 2006

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