Younger sister of Rin Tohsaka and makeshift Holy Grail for Zouken's evil desires. She is the main heroine of the third route in Fate/stay night.

When she merges with Angra Mainyu after slaying her abusive stepbrother Shinji, she becomes Dark Sakura with a virtually endless supply of magical energy and commands Saber Alter.

Person 1: Bruh, Sakura Matou from Fate is the best girl.

Person 2: Yeah. What shinji did to her is fucked up.

Sakura Matou by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

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mctouchin gland disorder

Abbreviated MGD. Affects 1 in 7 billion. Caused by inflamed McTouchin Gland. Symptoms include excessive touching, erections in math class, late assignments in Bio(especially labs), death, and chapped lips due to herpes. Currently no cure.

"Man Kwin your MGD (McTouchin Gland Disorder) is really acting up today, want an alka-seltzer?"

mctouchin gland disorder by cavs5 June 12, 2014

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matouch

definice toho být špatnej

your friends play inferno tower to counter minion horde

"omg, you play like matouch"

matouch by zivoucilegenda May 31, 2021

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Shinji Matou Gaming

Fate/stay night's Shinji has a gaming channel where he usually plays Yandere simulator and Neptunia. His videos often include background music from Smosh.

Shinji: hey asshole this is Shinji Matou Gaming and now we are going to be playing huniepop 2 because I am the best mage
Zouken: stfu nigger

Shinji Matou Gaming by RockManZero3 March 17, 2020