Matour 

when you mature an extreme amount over a long period of time, often time there is a jurassic change in one's personality and behavior showing they have become more of an adult

Maddie: Wow don't you think Paige has really matoured lately?

Gabby: Yes I wish I could matour like that she is so mature and grown-up, I wish that one day I'll be able to be like that.

Matour by pcorey494 March 19, 2011

Maturkety pants 

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.

My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.

Maturkety pants by Bogrimm November 28, 2017

Maturity 

What Urban Dictionary doesn't have.

maturity? what's that? a new sex move?

Maturity by GJTobi July 6, 2014

Mathurbation 

(n) The act of doing math and loving it.

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.

Mathurbation by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009

Sakura Matou 

Younger sister of Rin Tohsaka and makeshift Holy Grail for Zouken's evil desires. She is the main heroine of the third route in Fate/stay night.

When she merges with Angra Mainyu after slaying her abusive stepbrother Shinji, she becomes Dark Sakura with a virtually endless supply of magical energy and commands Saber Alter.

Person 1: Bruh, Sakura Matou from Fate is the best girl.

Person 2: Yeah. What shinji did to her is fucked up.

Sakura Matou by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

post mature ejaculation 

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.

Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.

post mature ejaculation by brazzee September 5, 2010

mature trophy wife  

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.

He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.

mature trophy wife by Geoplus January 8, 2008