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Matour

when you mature an extreme amount over a long period of time, often time there is a jurassic change in one's personality and behavior showing they have become more of an adult
Maddie: Wow don't you think Paige has really matoured lately?

Gabby: Yes I wish I could matour like that she is so mature and grown-up, I wish that one day I'll be able to be like that.
by pcorey494 March 19, 2011
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Maturkety pants

Maternity pants, in all their stretchy glory, repurposed for a gut expanding due to Thanksgiving Day overeating rather than pregnancy.
My jeans were making Thanksgiving dinner uncomfortable, so I switched to maturkety pants.
by Bogrimm November 28, 2017
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Maturity

What Urban Dictionary doesn't have.
maturity? what's that? a new sex move?
by GJTobi July 6, 2014
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Mathurbation

After engaging in mutual mathurbation, Johnny and Sally walked away laughing with many equations in hand.
by MATHCAMP09 July 31, 2009
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Sakura Matou

Younger sister of Rin Tohsaka and makeshift Holy Grail for Zouken's evil desires. She is the main heroine of the third route in Fate/stay night.

When she merges with Angra Mainyu after slaying her abusive stepbrother Shinji, she becomes Dark Sakura with a virtually endless supply of magical energy and commands Saber Alter.
Person 1: Bruh, Sakura Matou from Fate is the best girl.

Person 2: Yeah. What shinji did to her is fucked up.
by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020
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post mature ejaculation

To orgasm after the act of sex has been completed. The opposite of pre-mature ejaculation.
Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
by brazzee September 5, 2010
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mature trophy wife

Older 'trophy' wife. He provides the power and money, she provides the entertainment. While not having the oh wow value of the younger trophy wife, she is still a hot body and compensates for the older age by having no limits on her sexual offerings.
He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
by Geoplus January 8, 2008
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