matouka
A unique word for "beat up" or "mess up". Often used as a quiet word instead of the violent word "beat". Usually is not used literally.
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Matauka
Beatiful Zambian goddess who probably has an awesome circle of friends. She is very sweet, caring, everyone loves her, fun to be around, and really intelligent. Everyone wants to be around her because of her gentle spirit, and is considered lucky to be in her presence. One day, she will probably change the world. Has a slight problem with oversleeping, but makes up for it with her awesome nature. Overall, one cool customer.
*can also be used as a verb.
*can also be used as a verb.
Matauka by Moolahmike77 March 2, 2011
Related Words
matouka • matoka • Matsoukased • Matukas • mapouka • Matauka • matoaka • matohkahtay • matonka truck • Matoska
matsukawa
matsukawa by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020
Matsukawaism
A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.
Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.
Matsukawaism by anonymous November 4, 2020
Matukas
Matukas by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005
camp matoaka
THE most awesome, incredible place on earth. Anyone who has not been there is so missing out. Home of college league, sing, banquet, the PAC, and the entire world's best chocolate chip pancakes. Also home of the world's best JAPS <3.
Camp Matoaka beats Vega at everything they do!
OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!
I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!
I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!
camp matoaka by matoakalover194 March 5, 2011
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026