matouka

A unique word for "beat up" or "mess up". Often used as a quiet word instead of the violent word "beat". Usually is not used literally.

"I'm gonna matouka the shit outta you

by jajabubs March 31, 2018

Matauka

Beatiful Zambian goddess who probably has an awesome circle of friends. She is very sweet, caring, everyone loves her, fun to be around, and really intelligent. Everyone wants to be around her because of her gentle spirit, and is considered lucky to be in her presence. One day, she will probably change the world. Has a slight problem with oversleeping, but makes up for it with her awesome nature. Overall, one cool customer.
*can also be used as a verb.

Wow, really? That's such a Matauka thing to do!

by Moolahmike77 March 2, 2011

matsukawa

amazing character. that's it

,,who's your favorite character?"
,,yeah, its matsukawa , our lord and savior-"

by appleisgodmp4 November 8, 2020

Matsukawaism

A religion in which we pray to the godly one known as Matsukawa Issei, our king, our lord, our savior, and his gorgeous eyebrows.

Me : Oh, yeah, I made a shrine.
Someone : Oh! Cool. What type of shrine?
Me : A shrine for practicing Matsukawaism.

by anonymous November 4, 2020

Matukas

(n.) Breasts, boobs, tits.

"Get a load of the matukas on that flamfloo!"

by Vlad the Impaler March 2, 2005

camp matoaka

THE most awesome, incredible place on earth. Anyone who has not been there is so missing out. Home of college league, sing, banquet, the PAC, and the entire world's best chocolate chip pancakes. Also home of the world's best JAPS <3.

Camp Matoaka beats Vega at everything they do!

OMG camp matoaka starts tomorrow!

I wonder who will win camp matoaka's college league!!!

by matoakalover194 March 5, 2011

matoaka

Camp Matoaka is an all girls camp located in Smithfield ME., founded by Joe and Midge Nathonson in 1951. It is the BEST CAMP EVER.

person 1: Where do you go to camp?
person 2: Vega
person 1: haha SUCKS FOR YOU you should of gone to Matoaka

by Matoakaa November 19, 2007