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Matouš is a very sexy and nice guy. If you will ever be alone with Matouš, you will have 100% sex with him. Matouš is also a very funny and sporty guy.
If you know someone named Matouš, you have a good life.
Matouš by leonardo dycapryo November 22, 2021
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Matouš • matoush • matou • Matos • Mateus • mateusz • Matus • matúš • malouse • Manousos
Matouš is very intelligent person. He is very strong and massive. He is not a SIMP, girls are SIMPing him. He is giga-chad alfa male. He is secretly banging ur mommy every night. Matouš is every normal man idol.
Hey Matouš, how are you?
Yes.
Matouš by mommabanger November 22, 2021
Matouš is very intelligent and beautiful person. He is the alfa male and every girl likes him, even your mom. Matouš is very strong and he got massive heart for every girl. He is idol of every normal man. He is obsessed with Dota 2, he is still rank 1 on EU servers.
Normal Matouš's conversation :
Hey how are you today?

Yes.

What girl do you like?

I really like the girl that gave you birth.
Matouš by mommabanger November 22, 2021
A Czech Guy who is good at sports and hitting sick 360 No-scopes.
P1: Why won‘t they play with me?
P2: It‘s because you‘re a Matouš; they‘re afraid.
Matouš by Tetooine November 22, 2021
IF you know somebody named Matous. He is definitly boring an lazy.
Ohhh you know somebody lazy, it must be Matous.
Matous by matesino September 4, 2020
Matous is very lazy and boring person.
If you know Matous your life is boring
matous by matesino September 4, 2020
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