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Alka

A woman with beautiful mind and soul who cares about every family member.
lets make this show ALKA bua.
by M8nd December 1, 2020
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Alka

Intelligent,God fearing, funny, and caring.
Artistic, Jack-of-all-trades, loves animals, loves babies, wants lots of babies, loves food, family is center on top of which God reigns..
Basically loves being loved and hence easily offended.
If you love her, the love you receive is abundant.
If she faces a breakup, it never heals until & unless she herself gets over with it ( that takes a very long time).
Self love is less for her because she is neither confident nor satisfied with herself.
For her, love is the most important in the whole universe...
❤Being Alka
Being Alka, Be Alka - Learn to love like an Alka
by elonmuskeeter December 9, 2018
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BIG BOOTY, A girl with a huge butt. Nice face,

Bascially the perfect woman
OMG did u see that ALKA WALK BY?
by anish C. October 15, 2007
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Alka

The post-effect of forgetting how to speak English after wearing a swim cap.
I was wearing my swim cap when the gardener came in and asked whether he could get paid. I mumbled something incoherent. I hate when I Alka-out like that.
by PK2011 August 17, 2010
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Alka

A fatass retarded ñîggâ who literally shits himself.
It smells like poo.

Must be Alka.
by Bruhdude24 April 27, 2022
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Alka

A fatass retarded ñîggâ who literally shits himself.
It smells like poo.

Must be Alka.
by Bruhdude24 April 27, 2022
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alka-dew

Hangover medication made by dropping alka-seltzer in mountain dew.
Last night was rough, I need an alka-dew.
by rushfordlake April 23, 2009
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