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A mwarf is a crossbreed between a dwarf and a midget; that is, to say, he possesses a large (often square) head with little to no visible neck, yet everything else is in proportion. Commonly, mwarfs excel at mining and metalwork, although this is not a necessity.
(a)Your mum's a mwarf!
(b)So what? She can't help it.
Mwarf by Claire Killick December 13, 2008
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mwarf is when your making out with someone and your either so drunk or the person smells or is super ugly causing you to puke in their mouth..
omg your sick you just mwarfed in johns mouth.
mwarf by nanerz July 29, 2005
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A friend's name, made up from the names of his parents: Maria + Fritz = Marfri
Hey Marfri, how are you?
I'm fine!
marfri by nb321 January 21, 2018
To fart into a rolled up towel so as not to let your boyfriend (or rarely girlfriend) know that you fart.
Stacy went into the bathroom every night before bed and marffled. Greg was none the wiser.
marffle by carlimike November 16, 2011
The combination of meow and bark.
My mom likes to mearf at traffic.
Mearf by vince8877 October 22, 2008

hocklat marfishe 

The tasty center of Tony's ass
Pizza? No thanks, I was just munching on some hocklat marfishe earlier.
hocklat marfishe by Aaron Sonntag January 28, 2004
A small town in West Texas. It is currently known for unusual UFO-like lights that appear in the area near the town. They have a festival on the first week of September called the Marfa Lights Festival. Scientists have recently bee moving to the area to study these unusual lights. James Dean's last movie was also filmed here and you can find James Dean paraphernalia there.
The Marfa Lights festival was fun and actually seening the weird lights creeped me out, in a cool way.
Marfa by JD February 12, 2005