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A mwarf is a crossbreed between a dwarf and a midget; that is, to say, he possesses a large (often square) head with little to no visible neck, yet everything else is in proportion. Commonly, mwarfs excel at mining and metalwork, although this is not a necessity.
(a)Your mum's a mwarf!
(b)So what? She can't help it.
by Claire Killick February 06, 2007
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
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mwarf is when your making out with someone and your either so drunk or the person smells or is super ugly causing you to puke in their mouth..
omg your sick you just mwarfed in johns mouth.
by nanerz July 11, 2005
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