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Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

musophobia 

the fear of mice and rats; causes to this may be socially induced conditioned responses or a startled responses (like a mouse popping out from under the stove)
Stacy screamed in the middle of the night because she thought she saw a mouse scurry across her bedroom floor. Musophobia caused her to stay awake in fear of the "dangerous" mammal from returning.
musophobia by Dingo18 December 10, 2013

micophobia 

I frickin hate mushrooms! I think i have micophobia
micophobia by Jade301199 April 10, 2015

Muslimophobia 

The morally and utterly scarce fear of Muslims, much like Islamophobia Muslimophobia is considered a fear of a majority of all and any person(s) within the vary of Muslim religion.
Hay, screw you man you Muslimophobian!

mustophobia 

If you chase Joe around the house with a bottle of mustard he will scream and run like a girl because he has mustophobia.
mustophobia by Notjoesbrother September 13, 2015

museophobia 

Fear of Muse from Captain Phillips
He has museophobia
museophobia by Netscape4.0 June 5, 2016
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