mushtard

A retarded name for mustard. Used mainly by downies. Contains the root word tard, also used in the word retard.

"Hey can you pass the mushtard for my sandwich?"

by Seawesome April 2, 2009

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by Charuzu March 14, 2022

pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

Mustard Shot Positive

When someone is so sure of their answer, they are willing to drink a shot glass full of mustard if they are incorrect. Usually used to overrule a friend or teammate's answer to a trivia question.

Roscoe was Mustard Shot Positive that the answer to the trivia question was "November Rain". He ended up drinking 1.5 ounces of dijon.

by MKLynch June 5, 2011

Mustardization

In relation to Corrosion - the change of colour of rust from a light red to a dark red colour

The corrosion on the Tank has mustardized, The mustardization of the rust has indicated a change in the intergrity of the tank

by Revric July 28, 2011

mustard butterfly

The act of having diarrhea while wearing tighty whitey underwear. When underwear is removed a mustard butterfly is resembled.

oh snap i just crapped my pants, and checked my underwear, it looked like a mustard butterfly.

by jesterrox November 30, 2010