Musbergers

Testicles and scrotum.

"Lebron got hit in the Musbergers by Draymond Green and then the series turned." - Rich Eisen, 6/7/2017

Musbergers by better.worse.OK June 7, 2017

musburger 

(MUSS-bur-gur; v, n.)- Aggressive cunnilingus or the act of aggressive cunnilingus, typically wet and/or sloppy in nature.

My girl said she was hungry for pleasure, so I gave her an extra large musburger and she was quite satisfied.

In 6th grade, I fantasized about musburgering the shit out of the middle school librarian.

musburger by Ghengis Kahn January 6, 2008

Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.

"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"

Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017

Musberger 

Splooging on a woman's upper lip shortly after eating asparagus.

"Zambrano hit a walk-off and I gave Susan a Musberger. It was a pretty good Saturday."

Musberger by AlabamaHotPocketChamp June 7, 2009

Brent Musburger Drinking Game 

The act of watching a college football game on ABC and taking a shot every time Brent Musburger mentions the Big Ten, if the two teams playing are not from the Big Ten. This form of entertainment is recommended only for alcoholics and college students, as anyone else who attempts it will be rendered brain dead.

My friends and I played the Brent Musburger Drinking Game while watching Texas vs. Oklahoma. Now we are on the waiting list for liver transplants.

Brent Musburger Drinking Game by C-Mills December 14, 2011

Brent Musburger

According to Hunter S. Thompson (Literary genius and American hero), an idiot who coined the basketball term, "FROM DOWNTOWN!" He was covering the NBA Finals for CBS-TV in the early 1980s, when Musburger changed the language of sports forever when he kept repeating this ignorant notion that any basketball player firing off a long 3-point shot is shooting from "downtown."

"From way downtown!"
"Another one from Downtown!"
-Brent Musburger

Brent Musburger by Social Sound System December 23, 2007

Musburger 

(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.

You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.

Musburger by airmanada October 30, 2013