Musburger

(ˈməs-bər-gər) v, n. – attempting to stimulate a woman’s sexual organs by repeatedly slapping a particularly wrinkly set of testicles against them, often resulting in a moist smacking sound.

You gonna give her the ol’ Musburger?
He tried to Musburger me and I was not having it.

by airmanada October 29, 2013