Murkoff
A Big Pharma corporation that existed since before 1938 that is just obssesed in been the most evil company in the entire world!
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
A list of just some random stuff they did:
- Back in the 50's they tricked a lot of homeless people into becoming their unwilling test sujects with the intention of turning them into sleeper agents (Thanks to CIA for funding).
- EXTREME Unethical experimentation with mentally ill people (Always).
- Revive an old Nazi program to create supernatural creatures with science (The Walrider incident).
- The entire Mouth Massive Asylum Accident.
- The Temple Gate Incident in Arizona.
- The development of the super evil weapon know as the Morphogenic Engine (A highly sensitive radio station that spreads waves of some weird radiation thing that makes EVERYBODY insane and kills the birds.)
- And of course: Complete World Domination thanks to this Morphogenic Engine (since everybody would be insane and killing eachothers, Murkoff cound easily take control of every single goverment in the universe.)
I honestly would not be suprise if it turns out they also collaborated with Vault-Tec, Arasaka, Tencent, Fazbear Entertainment, Umbrella, Black Hat, ICA, Los Pollos Hermanos, Mann Co, Project Pickman, Providence, Shinra and Trevor Philips Enterprises.
Person 1: "My uncle had scrizophenia and had to be internated in Mouth Massive, for what i know, they never help him, they just keep torturing him."
Person 2: "Damm, i am sorry to say this, but your uncle got Murkoff'ed."
Person 2: "Damm, i am sorry to say this, but your uncle got Murkoff'ed."
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