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murdercube 

A sculpture of decommissioned guns bundled together with a wider exhibit which includes anti-gun multimedia projections, a list of victims of gun violence and a set of whiteboards for patrons to leave comments, it is also worshipped as the embodiment of violence and bloodshed. The name "murdercube" was placed on it by the 4chan weapons' board /k/ and generally written murder/k/ube.
"Did you go see the murdercube?"

"It's in Canada, right?"

"Yeah. I went and wrote AVE NEX ALEA SALUTO NEX ALEA on the whiteboard."

"Next to all that libshit?"

"Of course."
murdercube by aelaxeneva November 17, 2013

explanation is joke murder 

If you have to explain it; it's not that funny.
I'm not going to tell you why Sam is like a broken stoplight. Explanation is joke murder.

murderclown 

See: Doug Ford, Ontario, Canada
Doug Ford is a murderclown.
Murderclown alert!
murderclown by darkpenguin_efb March 27, 2021

Murder Mystery 2 Teamers 

fucking emo assholes that team up in mm2 and the one that is murderer kills everyone else but their dumbass team, or they fucking camp the gun until one of their teammates gets the gun because they're too scared to die.
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers just show off their shitty emotes and knives
Murder Mystery 2 Teamers by mvyb October 8, 2020

MURDERMOST

MURDERMOST is a person who has a growing behaviour of killing more and more people.
I'm NOT certain officer, but, more and more people are being killed, more and more every month. We could be looking for a MURDERMOST man - or woman, about all this.
MURDERMOST by FABARM October 27, 2018

aks murderer 

Someone who repeatedly butchers the English language by mis-pronouncing "ask" as "aks"
Guy walks up to a store clerk: "I went down to the men's department to aks where the kicks were but he said to aks another associate so I'm aksing you."

Store clerk: What was it you wanted to ASK me?

Guy: "Where the shoes at?"

Store clerk:"2nd floor against the back wall."

Guy:"Aight"

Store clerk (thinking to self):"What a fucking aks murderer."
aks murderer by Ben Chott July 22, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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