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Muppetbot 

Muppetbot: When a company uses untrained chatbots or so-called artificial intelligence to interface with customers for support, to save money. For example, FaceBook's (Meta Inc's) alleged non-existent support for paid advertising customers.

Example 1: 'Are you a FaceBook chatbot? Please escalate' (ignored)
'I tried to get online tech support. Based on the responses, I believe it wasn't human and a little dim. I assume its a Muppetbot
Muppetbot by Muppetbot June 21, 2023
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muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.
Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.
muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

muppetational

That which pertains to muppets, and is fantastic.
Fraggle Rock is muppetational!

muppetitis 

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.
i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis
muppetitis by Suni January 23, 2005

Muppetant 

When one who holds muppet-like qualities turns snarky, vicious or militant.

This quick, violent reaction from an otherwise peaceful (and somewhat slightly dull being) tends to be an automated response to those who feign intelligence or sexual prowess.

Alternatively, it may just simply be a muppet cutting sick. And so muppets should.
You're being rather muppetant don't you think?

Is something wrong with Tom? Nah, he's just having the muppetants.
Muppetant by MuppetteppuM October 27, 2012

Muppetology 

The science of being a complete muppet. The social characterisitics and shortcomings of an individual that define being a muppet.
The act of going to work on a holiday or day off without realising is a muppet act under Muppetology.

Iindicating a left turn and turning right is the act of a muppet under Muppetology definition.

Generally being a complete stupid idiot or dunderheid is the act of a muppet under muppetology
Muppetology by Bankies April 27, 2010

Muppetastrophe 

A disaster or catastrophe caused by a muppet
Oh dear, this really is a muppetastrophe
Muppetastrophe by Jamie Poulton January 25, 2009
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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