Muppetitus

A rare genetic defect that can affect anything from frogs to pigs to even people. It turns the individual's skin into a felt-like substance and causes them to sing randomly. Most people infected with the gene are forced to live on Sesame Street, where documentaries are frequently shot to show their lives.

"See that frog with the banjo? I think he has Muppetitus,"

Muppetitus by Frogfisherman07 October 12, 2023

muppetition 

when a gathering of muppets(idiots) compete with each other in a confined area.

Every person who had no idea what actually happened gathered to explain in great detail their version of events, each time out doing the last person, it was truly a momentous muppetition.

muppetition by mr_cheeks March 3, 2011

muppetpussy

anyone who swears at someone on the ground from the rooftop

The street in downtown New Orleans was filled with some mean spirited people that spanned the gamut from the confrontational lunatic brute all the way to the muppetpussy.

muppetpussy by provider44 January 15, 2010

muppetitis 

Someone who regularly behaves like a muppet.

i.e. you have a severe case of muppetitis

muppetitis by Suni January 23, 2005

muppetitis 

A medical condition in which the sufferer takes on the traits of muppet: being silly. Muppetitis very contagious.

Hind has muppetitis.

muppetitis by TheMuppets October 28, 2009