muppethood 

The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.

Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!

Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"

muppethood by sixxon December 30, 2008

Muppethead 

A person who does a lot of talking but never says anything. While this occurs their jaw flaps closely resembling that of a Muppet. In some cases the person in question may even resemble a Muppet or Sesame Street character.

That fool Kevin keeps flapping his jaw, he's a real muppethead.

Muppethead by S.H. Eldredge February 24, 2008

muppethead 

term of endearment to describe a great person

Kieran, you are such a muppethead

muppethead by Fiona Kehily June 19, 2006

Muppethead 

1. The term for an adorable girl you meet at large scale festival such as Burning Man. She wears a furry hat with googly eyes in it and is notorious for swooping in and making you fall in love with yourself.

2. A sweet person who supports you and your passions.

I was feeling bad about myself until I talked to the Muppethead over there. She really made me think.

Muppethead by Kkaufman August 28, 2016

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019