muppethood 

The state acheived by one who is stupid often and on a regular basis.

Person 1: That guy is such a fucking muppet!
Person 2: Yeah I know, he acheived muppethood last week.
Person 2: Prick!

Old English saying: "George W Bush acheived muppethood the day he was born"

muppethood by sixxon December 30, 2008

Muppethead 

A person who does a lot of talking but never says anything. While this occurs their jaw flaps closely resembling that of a Muppet. In some cases the person in question may even resemble a Muppet or Sesame Street character.

That fool Kevin keeps flapping his jaw, he's a real muppethead.

Muppethead by S.H. Eldredge February 24, 2008

muppethead 

term of endearment to describe a great person

Kieran, you are such a muppethead

muppethead by Fiona Kehily June 19, 2006

Muppethead 

1. The term for an adorable girl you meet at large scale festival such as Burning Man. She wears a furry hat with googly eyes in it and is notorious for swooping in and making you fall in love with yourself.

2. A sweet person who supports you and your passions.

I was feeling bad about myself until I talked to the Muppethead over there. She really made me think.

Muppethead by Kkaufman August 28, 2016