Mumwich 

A mumwich is a sandwich made by your mum, in the way only mums know how.

Thanks mum, that was a delicious mumwich!

Mumwich by Rykkie February 4, 2012

mamwich 

When 2 men press there body's together so hard the man in the middle of the other 2 shits himself making it look like a sloppyjoe

Can you shit already Phil I want to make a mamwich

mamwich by WubzzZ November 6, 2017

mucwich 

Mucwich is a native american word for penis

how's your mucwich doing?

mucwich by ittybittykitty2 July 23, 2006

momwich 

A very mediocre sandwich made by a hurried mother. Usually contains the follows ingredients: Soggy white bread, VERY small strips of lunch meat allegedly with more protein than a hot dog, and wilted lettuce.

Mothers continue to make this product despite absolutely no demand. Most of them end up in various circular files throughout the world.

Smells putrid even through its plastic wrap shield.

My mom keeps making me the momwich every day I go to work, and I throw it out and I eat the orange and banana bread she packs me. I've tried to get her to stop making me the momwich, but someone programmed her and I can't delete the Momwich.exe file...

momwich by Downvoting Victim April 28, 2006

Mummich 

Anyone who is mummich is known to have the wheel turning but the hamsters not home. Not the sharpest tool in the shed and definitely one beer short of a six pack.

Fuck that cunt is so mummich

Mummich by Privatejohnson February 24, 2024

Mummich 

To be mummich is for one to lose all common sense and integrity. Can also affect brain activity. A person can be non mummich and turn mummich at any time but there are steps to return to non mummich

Goddam how mummich is he acting right now.

Mummich by Privatejohnson April 22, 2024