Mulumpkin

Playful masterbation while taking a bountiful dump.

Brent had stayed up all night eating burritos, the next morning he performed a Mulumpkin before his shower.

Mulumpkin by Sloozeberry January 21, 2009

McBlumpkin 

A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."

After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.

McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006

Mumpkin 

A short man who is known as a dwarf or midget, is a slave that must work in the fields his whole life.

Jeremy the mumpkin loved to work in the fields but suffers from short person syndrome

Mumpkin by M-GZ November 23, 2010

ronald mcblumpkin

getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)

bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.

ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004

bulumpkin 

The act in which a girl gives a male oral sex while the male is taking a dump in a toilet

Dude, I was getting a bulumpkin last night and I didn't even know I had diarrhea. It was a messy situation

bulumpkin by Bob Papadopolous May 1, 2005

marumpkin 

Smoking marijuana while getting a blowjob while taking a shit. Similar to a crumpkin.

Dude, I got so bored smoking weed with my girl that when I took a shit she gave me a marumpkin.

marumpkin by dmh1314 November 3, 2009

mumpkin 

A mixture between a "muppet" and a "pumpkin". Used:
1. as a term of endearment
2. a lighthearted insult.

1. Ohhh you cheeky lil mumpkin
2. Haha keep it shut you, ya mumpkin!

mumpkin by Jeff24 January 9, 2005