Jeff24's definitions

vitamin vg

A healthy dose of video games.

Not really a vitamin but just as essential as any nutrient to people who play all manner of video games. For any video game obsessive the lack of this health 'benefit' in their daily diet can be serious. However, too much of vitamin vg can cause negative side effects.

Because my Xbox 360 got the RRoD I haven't had my daily dose of vitamin vg in weeks!

by jeff24 June 18, 2009

hellop

A twist on the commonly used "hello".

Adding the letter "p" nicely closes up the rather open ending "hello" and makes for a more pleasing onomatapeic sound to the greeting.

Often used in text speak or IM speak.

"Hellop!"
"I'm sorry?"

"Hellop Bill!"
"Hellop tardface"

by Jeff24 September 10, 2006

stoner jam

Noun. A meeting of musicians who smoke cannabis in order to inflict a positive effect on their music playing and songwriting skills.

Stoner: M'kay dude stoner jam at mine on Wednesday. Bring your bong AND your bass this time.

by jeff24 August 27, 2005

flyback

Noun. A small piece of tobacco or cannabis that enters the mouth while smoking. Usually occurs with poorly hand-rolled cigs/spliffs.

Gargh *spits* God-damnit who rolled this crap?Im getting flybacks here

by Jeff24 August 30, 2005

Hot Coffee

An easter egg in the PC version of the popular Rockstar game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas". It contains the ability for your player(CJ) to have sex with his current girlfriend in a variety of positions, until the orgasm meter is full.

Dude, you want some hot coffee?

by Jeff24 September 5, 2005

fuggered

Being in very deep shit.

You're totally fucked, and you're ultimately buggered, you're fuggered.

Naked, oiled-up and alone in an open prison cell? You're fuggered.

by jeff24 September 5, 2005

tequila suicide

An alternative to the tequila slammer. Snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

*WARNING* May cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.

I did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. It was freakin awesome :)

by jeff24 September 5, 2005